Let me preface my story by telling you that I'm not gay... no matter what you may think! But last
year, I found myself "sneaking a peek" at my roommate's penis. No, I'm not proud of it. But I actually peered through the cracked-open bathroom door when he was taking a shower.
Here's the thing. Sam, my roommate, has a really big package. I've obviously never measured it,
but it's got to be at least six inches in its flaccid state. He's bigger in his flaccid state than I am in my erect state! That's
depressing as hell.
Sam gets a lot of girls too. Even though he's not the best looking guy in the world, I believe that
women can sense he has a huge shlong. Maybe it's just the air of self-confidence that he displays. He knows he's got a big package, and
he can convey that without even having to show it.
Me, I'm a handsome guy. I really am... I just wasn't born with a large penis. God blessed me in the
Looks Department and shortchanged me in the Pecker Department. I guess it all balances out in the end, but it still makes one feel like less of a man.
So here I am... this 100% hetero guy, peering through a cracked door staring in awe at my roommate's
enormous genitals. Not out of lust, mind you. But out of sheer jealousy. I wanted one like that! The only thoughts going through my head
were "Why him?" and
"How can I get mine to look like his?"
With this in mind, I decided to try a penis enlargement
program. After searching through literally hundreds of websites, I finally decided on a program that seemed to offer everything I was looking
for. (I don't know if they will allow me to name the website for this article, but it was the program at Big-Penis.)
Their enlargement exercises were easy enough and I committed myself to "working out" every day.
I'll spare you all the intimate details and skip forward. After four months of continual penis
"exercise", I was amazed to discover that I actually had grown about an inch-and-a-half! I was absolutely floored! My penis
was definitely longer than before, not to mention thicker. OK, so I was the only one that could tell the difference... but it thrilled me to no
end.
Now this is going to sound REALLY gay, but ever since my size gain, I find that I'm staring at myself
nude all the time. What the hell is wrong with me?! I guess, if you think about it, it's perfectly normal. I essentially have a brand new appendage... it's like looking at a different
penis. In essence, a different man. How can I not get some perverted thrill by staring at my new and improved love tool? Hey,
at least I'm not sneaking peaks at Sam anymore!
I guess the point of this whole story is this... life can be unfair. Some guys were born with huge
dicks and others were not. I read somewhere that 80% of guys are unhappy with their penis size. But I'm here to say that if you don't
like something about yourself, you've got the ability to change it.
Don't end up like me... peering through keyholes at naked guys out of sheer jealousy. No, you
should take the bull by the balls and fix the problem. It's really not difficult, and believe me, you'll feel so much better about yourself.
However you choose to enlarge your penis, go forward with the knowledge that it CAN work! I'm
living proof. You CAN have a bigger dick. And then one day down the road, when you're naked in the shower... you might look up and
catch some other jealous guy "sneaking a peak" at you.
