Let me preface my story by
telling you that I'm not gay... no matter what you may think! But
last year, I found myself "sneaking a peek" at my roommate's
penis. No, I'm not proud of it. But I actually peered
through the cracked-open bathroom door when he was taking a shower.
Here's the
thing. Sam, my roommate, has a really big package.
I've obviously never measured it, but it's got to be at least six inches
in its flaccid state. He's bigger in his flaccid state than I am
in my erect state! That's depressing as hell.
Sam gets a lot of girls
too. Even though he's not the best looking guy in the world, I
believe that women can sense he has a huge shlong. Maybe it's just
the air of self-confidence that he displays. He knows he's
got a big package, and he can convey that without even having to
show it.
Me, I'm a handsome
guy. I really am... I just wasn't born with a large penis.
God blessed me in the Looks Department and shortchanged me in the Pecker
Department. I guess it all balances out in the end, but it still
makes one feel like less of a man.
So here I am... this 100%
hetero guy, peering through a cracked door staring in awe at my
roommate's enormous genitals. Not out of lust, mind you. But
out of sheer jealousy. I wanted one like that! The only
thoughts going through my head were "Why him?" and "How
can I get mine to look like his?"
With this in mind, I decided
to try a penis enlargement program. After searching through
literally hundreds of websites, I finally decided on a program that
seemed to offer everything I was looking for. (I don't
know if they will allow me to name the website for this article, but it
was the program at Penile
Fitness.)
Their enlargement exercises were easy enough and I committed myself to
"working out" every day.
I'll spare you all the
intimate details and skip forward. After four months of continual
penis "exercise", I was amazed to discover that I actually had
grown about an inch-and-a-half! I was absolutely floored!
My penis was definitely longer than before, not to mention
thicker. OK, so I was the only one that could tell the
difference... but it thrilled me to no end.
Now this is going to sound
REALLY gay, but ever since my size gain, I find that I'm staring at myself
nude all the time. What the hell is wrong with me?! I guess,
if you think about it, it's perfectly normal. I essentially
have a brand new appendage... it's like looking at a different
penis. In essence, a different man. How can I not get some
perverted thrill by staring at my new and improved love tool?
Hey, at least I'm not sneaking peaks at Sam
anymore!
I guess the point of this
whole story is this... life can be unfair. Some guys were born
with huge dicks and others were not. I read somewhere that 80% of
guys are unhappy with their penis size. But I'm here to say that
if you don't like something about yourself, you've got the ability
to change it.
Don't end up like me...
peering through keyholes at naked guys out of sheer jealousy. No,
you should take the bull by the balls and fix the problem. It's
really not difficult, and believe me, you'll feel so much better about
yourself.
However you choose to
enlarge your penis, go forward with the knowledge that it CAN
work! I'm living proof. You CAN have a bigger dick.
And then one day down the road, when you're naked in the shower...
you might look up and catch some other jealous guy "sneaking a
peak" at you.
