PENIS SHOW HAS SWANSEA PEOPLE SCARED STIFF

SWANSEA, Wales, - The residents of Swansea are conflicted over the upcoming sold-out presentation "Puppetry of the penis" to be held at the Grand Theatre. In the show, two Australians "shape" their genitals to look like various landmarks and objects. While the show is sold out, over 400 people have petitioned for the show to be stopped, claiming it is immoral. Swansea Council's culture secretary Robert Francis-Davies said, "I know that some people say the show next month is pornographic, but it has been featured at the Edinburgh Festival and London's West End...People have the right to go or not go, and if they feel offended they should stay away."