A STRONG WARNING AGAINST DRINKING AND GAMBLING

ROMANIA - We thought last week's story of a coffin maker who caught his penis in a circular saw was so bizarre that we wouldn't see anything similar for a good, long while. Imagine our surprise when we heard about this Romanian man who did almost the exact same thing. When Ioan Soaita's penis became mysteriously caught in a machine wheel bearing, he tried to cut the bearing housing free with circular saw. When the saw slipped the blade severed part of Soaita's penis off. The member was reattached in a five-hour operation, and surgeons say he should expect his sex life to return to normal in a few months. It should be no surprise that Soaita was inebriated at the time and was acting on a bet with his friends.