PENIS ICE SCULPTURE GETS A RISE OUT OF RESIDENTS

COLUMBIA, Connecticut - A six-foot snow and ice sculpture depicting a penis got a rise out of residents in the town of Columbia, Connecticut.  Police have been asked to destroy the erected sculpture and one politician stated she would have knocked it over herself but it was bigger than her.  A shocked worker at a nearby nursery school told reporters, "It was so perfect. It was like artwork. It was so real."