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Peruvian Man Cuts Off Testicle

(A Penis Enlargement Magazine Special News Article)

A Peruvian man who last year chopped off his penis in protest at not having a job has sliced off one of his testicles because of his low pay. 36 yr old laborer Eduardo Velez, whose penis has been successfully re-attached, made his unusual protest outside the country's parliament. He asked guards outside the Lima building to let him speak to president Carlos Ferrero Costa. When they refused, he pulled out a knife and cut off his left testicle. According to sources, he was taken to the dos de mayo hospital. Doctors failed to reattach the testicle during emergency surgery. Velez says he's doing all this to protest his terrible situation. Hospital spokesman Carlos Viera said Velez could still enjoy a normal sex life.