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My first investment, and not an extravagant one (certainly cheaper than enlargement surgery), was in a penis
enlargement pump. I opted for Dr. Joel Kaplan's renowned Basic Electric Pump (available at Dr.
Joel's Website), which cost about $199.00. There were certainly cheaper pumps, but I decided to go with a more "luxurious" model.. a
version that was tried-and-true (just like
buying your first car).
The pump... a strange device! It took a little practice and the suction felt a little odd. But the
more I used it, the more I enjoyed it. I loved the way that my penis would become monstrously huge when "pumped" to the
extreme. Upon removing the pump, the penis would retain its gargantuan shape for about a half hour, then return to normal. After
emailing fellow pumpers (who knew there were "pumping forums"?!), I learned that it took a few months before the size gains become
permanent... sometimes longer. But I LOVED what I was seeing so far, and it felt SOOOOO good!!
I understand that Rome wasn't built in a day, but I decided I'd double my chances of enlargement by taking a
liquid formula. I figured I could still pump daily, but supplement that with a dose of herbal 'growth-juice'. After about three weeks, I
finally began
seeing a little difference in my penis size. The veins seemed to look bulgier... giving my member a thicker healthier look.
This was encouraging! I didn't want to stop. What more could I do to stimulate
my penis growth? I next turned to one of those natural enlargement sites which claim to enlarge the penis with simple
exercises. What the hell did I have to lose! The exercise results were pretty good, especially
the way they helped build up my penis circumference. My penis actually looked "fatter" than it had ever been before. I
also noticed that the head of penis was becoming larger. This transformation was incredible! My wimpy 5 1/2" pencil-dick was
suddenly becoming a powerful plump monster to be reckoned with!
So now, I had the pump, the liquid and the exercises. Enough's enough, right?
Wrong. How could I stop now? I was flipping through a Men's Fitness magazine, and saw a small advertisement for some new pills called
VIG-RX.
"A longer, thicker penis" they promised! Sounded good to me. I immediately had a 4-month supply delivered to my door.
Had I gone overboard? Probably. I was obsessed, but I was increasingly happier with the way
my penis was "shaping up". As more weeks flew
by, I really began noticing substantial improvements. Almost nine weeks after my
life-altering encounter with Rene, I was amazed to discover that not only was my penis larger in circumference, my erect size was now OVER 6 INCHES!! This means I had gained at least
a half an inch in length! That may not sound like much to you, but in my mind, I felt like Long Dong Silver! I was stoked and encouraged.
My assorted enlargement methods became an integral part of my daily routine. I would down my
enlargement pills and
liquids with breakfast. I would perform my exercises during the NBC Evening News. And I would pump during Letterman. I had the
procedure down cold.
Weeks went by, then months. Finally, one full year. At work, I was no longer an intern, but a full-fledged
PAID production assistant. Rene wasn't with the company anymore (good riddance!), but eventually I started dating a coworker... a really sweet girl named Julie.
Julie and I actually went out for two months before sleeping together. I was still a little gunshy about being
intimate with a woman... my last encounter a year earlier had been devastating. The moment of truth came at last. Julie ended up in my
bed after a night at the Cineplex (some sappy Sandra Bullock flick, but at least it put Julie in a "romantic" state of mind). The lights went dark and the lovemaking began. Pure Heaven!
Afterwards, with Julie in my arms, I received a little kiss on the cheek. She snuggled closer to me and
whispered in my ear. Four words! But this time, the words were different...
"Nice package there, pal".
After a year of intense enlargement practice, my penis is not quite 7 inches, but it's still big enough to put a smile
on Julie's face. I'm not about to quit my enlargement routines now... not until I've reached a "Full Seven". That'll give
Julie something to REALLY smile about! And at the rate I'm going, it shouldn't be much longer.
Julie doesn't know that I'm a penis enlargement junkie, though I'm sure that
she would understand if I told her. But
right now.... I'm just not looking for intervention.
Raj "X"
is a freelance contributor for Penis Enlargement Magazine
